Gaeir (rhymes with "fire") gets jiggy...

Okay, Dann, not to be outdone, here's the one I wrote for my recent CAPED presentation:

DAISY, DAISY, please give me access do.
I'm half crazy studying without you.
It will be a stylish marriage,
a really wonderful pairage,
and I'll be set
and studying yet
with a book that's built to use.

She always sought the spotlight - with her trusty sidekick Carl.